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Salutations. I live in Los Angeles writing and telling jokes. I’ve performed stand-up comedy on CONAN. I was recently named one of Comedy Central’s Comics to Watch. One time, I got a standing ovation for telling a single joke. I’m featured on the Holy Fuck. Live Comedy. album. Illegally download it. I’ve performed at South by Southwest, Moontower Comedy Festival, Funny or Die’s Oddball Comedy & Curiosity Festival, the Bridgetown Comedy Festival in Portland, CROM Comedy Festival in Omaha, Comedy Carnivale in Salt Lake City, Hell Yes Fest! in New Orleans, and the RIOT Festival right here in Los Angeles. I was one-fourth of the sketch group WOMEN, which was featured on’s Comedy CribTosh.0 and L.A. Weekly’s 10 L.A. Comedy Acts to Watch. One interesting personal fact about me is that I like having sex, because it feels good.

Here is a clip from my Comedy Central Comics to Watch showcase at Carolines on Broadway during the New York Comedy Festival and my set from CONAN.

If you need to contact me for any reason, you can email me at I’m on Twitter as @TotallyAllen. Same with Instagram. And Facebook. Live performance dates are below.



Thanks for stopping by,


Danielle Schoenberg
The Gersh Agency
9465 Wilshire Boulevard #600
Beverly Hills, CA 90212

Zack Freedman
OmniPop Talent Group
4605 Lankershim Boulevard Suite 201
Toluca Lake, CA 91602